i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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