bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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