I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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