I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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