I feel like I'm in dance class right now
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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