i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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