why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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