No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
My vagina is very pro this idea
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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