I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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