Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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