carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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