he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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