If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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