too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
