Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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