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(802): View more from Vermont

i can juggle bunnies

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cool

(802): View more from Vermont

on fire

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I look better un-naked...

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(631): View more from New York

Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson

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(480): View more from Arizona

Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...

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(315): View more from New York

Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

ARE YOU OKAY?

(618): View more from Illinois

Physically? Yes. Morally? No.

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