What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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