She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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