So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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