And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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