Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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