it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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