There is no way he is gay with that hair.
high people should be assigned attendants
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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