16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
