Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
4 words: hood of his car
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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