im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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