Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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