Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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