He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Randomize
