I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
