how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
