Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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