drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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