I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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