stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
