The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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