Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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