It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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