Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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