I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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