Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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