i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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