he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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