He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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