This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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