I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
