So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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