So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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