I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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