Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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