she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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