This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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