i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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