she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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